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The 16 People You’re Bound to Find on a Run

Running in the Cold?

by and Dan Fuehrer
The Don’t-Call-Me-a-Jogger
Dan Fuehrer

Running, in essence, is the same for everybody. Whether running for fitness or toward an ultramarathon finish line, as long as you’re putting one foot in front of the other, you’re accomplishing something. But it’s also safe to say that the more you run, the more you notice the odd tendencies of other runners—or yourself—while out on the road or trails. For that, we have these 16 quirky runner types to see where you or your running pals may fit in.

1
The Morning  Runner
Dan Fuehrer

The day is ruined if a predawn run This person is a runner—and don’t you forget it.

2
The Fair Weather Frolicker
Dan Fuehrer

Always up for a run—as long as it’s 72 degrees and sunny with low humidity and no wind.

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
3
The Blogger jogger
Dan Fuehrer

If a run isn’t posted on social media, did it really happen?

4
The Marvelous
Dan Fuehrer

No matter the location or dire situation, every run ends up being one of the best runs of this person’s life.

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
5
The Miserable
Dan Fuehrer

Even under the best of conditions, this person is always “forced” to do this horrible thing called running.

6
The Bro Runner
Dan Fuehrer

Rackin’ up the miles one fist bump at a time. They might even do some burpees afterward.

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
7
The New Alum
Dan Fuehrer

Those 23-year-olds who train full-time right after their college track careers can’t understand why everyone is so slow.

8
The Crusty Old Timer
Dan Fuehrer

Those were the days!

9
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Dan Fuehrer

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10
The Gear Junkie
Dan Fuehrer

Rackin’ up the miles one fist bump at a time. They might even do some burpees afterward good shoes. Well, and…

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
11
The Trendinista
Dan Fuehrer

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12
The Fashionista
Dan Fuehrer

More concerned about what they’re wearing than the actual run.

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
13
The Trail Junkie
Dan Fuehrer

It’s all about getting More concerned about what they’re wearing than the actual run—even if it means driving two hours to find it.

14
The Bling Chaser
Dan Fuehrer

It’s all about getting that hardware.

She Raced 18 Horses in an Ultramarathon—and Won
15
The Don’t-Call-Me-a-Jogger
Dan Fuehrer

This person is a runner—and don’t you forget it!

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The 24/7 Runner
Dan Fuehrer

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Scott is a veteran running, fitness, and health journalist who has held senior editorial positions at Runner’s World and Running Times. Much of his writing translates sport science research and elite best practices into practical guidance for everyday athletes. He is the author or coauthor of several running books, including Running Supports This Marathoner’s Sobriety, Advanced Marathoning, and Running in the Cold. Scott has also written about running for Slate, The Atlantic, the Washington Post, and other members of the sedentary media. His lifetime running odometer is past 110,000 miles, but he’s as much in love as ever. 

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