nike air max 95 ultra jacquard green | The Secret Behind toddler Nike Air

Behind anything revolutionary lies a secret embedded deep within its roots, known only by those with the highest security clearance. Apparently David Koechner, bumbling comedian and now toddler Nike representative, was given the credentials to dig deep into toddler Nike’s vault and let the cat out of the (air)bag. The air in your toddler Nike Airs is supplied by none other than toddler Nike athletes; Troy Polamalu, Maria Sharapova, Paul Rodriguez, John McEnroe and the likes are given oxygen-harnessing contraptions that collect their exhalations (which, technically, is carbon dioxide). With their hemoglobin circulating at full speed, these top-tier toddler Nike athletes pump out gold (in gas form).

The result? A warehouse full of captured Air into labeled compartments, stored for later use, pumped into full-length Air units. Koechner also unveils the toddler Nike Air Attack Pack, brandishing some new colorways of the toddler Nike air make plus blue eyes for kids 2017 2009 and toddler Nike Trainer SC 2010 while wearing a pair of the Air Attack Air Max 1 himself. Check out the video after the jump to get filled on the The Secret Behind toddler Nike Air!